Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Euthanasia Interviews Scheduled

The Central Health Care Planning Administration (CHCPA) announced next
year's euthanasia interview schedule today in a quiet blog post on
it's website. These interviews are done with all American citizens
over the age of 50 in an effort to identify people who's health care
is too costly a burden on the system and helps cull the country's
population of older unproducticlve citizens.

"My interview went fine", said 72-year-old Maria James of Anaheim, CA,
yesterday. "They asked me if I was still working and verified the
list of government-provided medications I was taking," she said in and
after-interview. Maria and herbfamily are ready for her to die if the
government deems it necessary for her to move on. "I've lived a long
and happy life", she said, and then talked about how she loved Barak
and all the things he has done for her.

In a related story several youths were put under cryogenic stasis in
response to their efforts to hide an 82-year-old woman they call their
abuela. The youths will have a parole interview in 20 years, long
after their so-called grandmother has passed in to oblivion in
response to the call of her government.